Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017

by Musicaltheatrelover69 March 9, 2024

Alcoholic Blackout is a term for a memory loss after drinking too much alcohol.People who experience alcoholic blackouts often does not remember anything they did or anything that happen in a period after they start drinking.
Mark: Dude,do you remember last night when you try seduce my mother
Joseph: No,what?
Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout
Joseph: No,what?
Mark: You drank to much last night,probably you experienced an alcoholic blackout
by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

by realterms101 October 1, 2018

by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009

by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
