Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”

Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”

by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Meat Sweats

When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body

"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

Ishowspeed Meat Incident

ishowspeed meat incident is an incident where ishowspeed showed his meat to his audience.

The Ishowspeed Meat Incident was awesome!

by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024

Cock meat sandwich

Wtf are you searching up

Dick chocolate and cock meat sandwiches

by Cjjsksnxkxleoxuxn January 5, 2020

Meat Grin

A grin that is full of nasty food particles.

" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."

by PlasticSheep December 16, 2008