Homo-Blue Eyes

insanely bright eyes...also "serial killer eyes" if you have a relationship with a person who has this physical attribute it is often startling when you gaze over at them in the morning.....

My ex boyfriend, Steven had homo-blue eyes and I would jump fifty feet when he'd stare at me.

by Amanda July 2, 2004

raccoon eyes

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.

The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes

by OV08 March 10, 2010

eyejizz

The crusty stuff present in one's eyes when one wakes up.

I could barely open my eyes this morning, I had so much eyejizz in 'em.

by marla June 25, 2003

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011