God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...

Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions

by Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight June 1, 2022

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

God slut it!

This is a way of expressing anger when something bad happens. Instead of saying god damn it!...you say god slut it!

When my dad dropped a bulldozer on his thigh, he said "God slut it!" with much anger.

by whoa in a whoa March 3, 2012

I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

oh my god

something you say when they kill kenny

guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS

by yuzu :3 April 30, 2022

Tribute God Complex

Believing you are Brian Johnson outside your ACDC tribute band so deeply , you remain In character everywhere you go with your floppy hat and shoe polish sideburns hoping to get a free reach around from Confused junkie groupies ...

Thanks to his Tribute God Complex, people laugh at him behind his back at HOB

by Fred zepplin March 15, 2019