MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021

ur mom

the insane backup for a roast

guy one what did u do last night guy 2 ur mom

by imlikeurhga toodankwithdamemes April 15, 2021

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

Your mom

This is something you say when someone roast you lol

Stupid kid: Your ugly
You: Your mom

by •chiłe_banana• April 15, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is the type of mom that anyone whor will sleep with cuz she is so hot

Chad i slept with ur mom cuz shes so damn hot,i might even be ur new step mom

by better luck neck time April 16, 2021