Meat Grin

A grin that is full of nasty food particles.

" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."

by PlasticSheep December 16, 2008

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

meat

male penis

damn i need some meat or nobody wanna see his meat.

by mzcasa July 25, 2019

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025