Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024

9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.

"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"

by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024

bone job

Someone who is attractive, hot, sexy.

“That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”

by Litterature March 6, 2024

Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.

Wow rob gave me a great snot job

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Fixfox job

fɪks fɒks ʤɒb;

A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).

Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.

by Vix_Stryxo March 11, 2024