Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

kentucky hot bucket

The act of placing your penis between the breasts of the young woman that is simultaneously licking your anus.

Did you know Sarah gave Dave a Kentucky Hot Bucket?

by Michael J. Honcho January 15, 2017

hot pocket

To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.

Mary: Mom what's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Your father and I have prepared hot pockets

by MW4L April 11, 2008

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

Hot Fudge Kamikaze

When one gets too drunk, and decides to eat out someone’s ass with a wooden spoon.

I got so drunk last night, I gave my wife a hot fudge kamikaze.

by Wutang March 14, 2022

press box hot

An interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. Instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. A similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.

Press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.

Also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
Ben: Dude, did you see that hottie in the Jordan jersey at the sports bar?

Anthony: She wasn't hot. She was press box hot. You were deceived because there weren't any other hotties to compare her too. If you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.

Ben: Yeah, I guess you're right.

by Edsantry February 14, 2007

crack whore hot

When a bitch is looking ugly as shit, but there's something about her that gets you sprung even though she's a nasty-ass bitch. Sometimes, these bitches be lookin like they got smashed in the face with a frying pan, or have some fetal alcohol syndrome shit. But they've got a bangin' body or some other quality that makes them fuckable.

Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevingy, Monica Lewinsky, etc. Those bitches are crack whore hot.

by Dingleberry Tatas June 17, 2008