baby wrangler

One who makes sweet love to a pregnant female human being.

"Dude was so hard up for some ass, he ran all up in his 8-month pregnant girlfriend. I can't stands me a baby wrangler."

by Rob Wright December 28, 2005

churning babies

having sex with your bestfriends girl

BAm was churing babies that bastard

by Tweek February 25, 2005

Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

by lil kalki October 16, 2008

feeding the baby

A drinking technique that entails one chasing whiskey with milk.

"Don't mind him, he's just been feeding the baby all night long."

by the ginger lion August 3, 2007

baby bling

Babies adopted by celebrites to cause contravresy and commotion

Madonna got some baby bling this month

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

Baby bird

When you cum in your girlfriends mouth, she swallows it and pukes it back into your mouth and you swallow it.

Hardcore snowballing "Baby bird"

by Chuckied November 9, 2010

birthday baby

what you call a really good looking girl thats not bitchy on her birthday

"did you hear charlotte's 14 today"..."she is totally a birthday baby"

by lisa kahill November 5, 2008