Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim

Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!

by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016

Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 14, 2018

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

blap job

A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.

That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!

by halalgamingtime July 6, 2023

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.

by Gap41 July 5, 2025