John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

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John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

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The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7

Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️

by Carter t September 30, 2020

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Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

by 98765421 October 16, 2017

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A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 13, 2022

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