john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.

You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?

by Channahm July 28, 2021

a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.

John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.

by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022