Lunar Hole

It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.

Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole 😭😭.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry 😭😭. Fuck everything, give me party brooo 😭😭.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.

And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.

by speakingjustfactz September 27, 2023

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Get the Lunar Holemug.

hole of death

a lesser known part of the anatomy and a phenomenon which has baffled biologists-it involves the chest region around the sternum being sunk into the body. the 'hole' has been linked to erratic mood swings, particularly when under the influence.

"Mate...put your fingers in his hole of death-its pulsating."

by frau farbinissenar August 25, 2004

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