“If no porn is found of it, it will be made". This acts as a corollary to the more famous Rule 34 ("If it exists, there is porn of it"), implying that any missing content will eventually be created by users.
Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always
Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always
Person 1: Finally, I’ve found something Rule 34 doesn’t apply to!
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 25, 2026
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Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention
Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention
Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
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A rule where when something has two colors, and has a screen, can play Bad Apple
Examples:
1. Playing Bad Apple on a TI-84 calculator
2. Playing Bad Apple on a flipbook
3. Black MIDI Playing Bad Apple 3.5 Million in Piano from Above (i5-8350U Legit Run)
Examples:
1. Playing Bad Apple on a TI-84 calculator
2. Playing Bad Apple on a flipbook
3. Black MIDI Playing Bad Apple 3.5 Million in Piano from Above (i5-8350U Legit Run)
A: Guys i saw Bad Apple on a calculator!
B: I saw it on Piano from Above with 5.1 million notes!
C: Oh well? See Bad Apple!! Black Hole Mode
B: WHAT?!? 78 MILLION NOTES????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!!??
C: By merging other Black MIDIs about Bad Apple
B: IT CANT BE. RULE 86 IS ALSO ON BLACK MIDI.
B: I saw it on Piano from Above with 5.1 million notes!
C: Oh well? See Bad Apple!! Black Hole Mode
B: WHAT?!? 78 MILLION NOTES????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!!??
C: By merging other Black MIDIs about Bad Apple
B: IT CANT BE. RULE 86 IS ALSO ON BLACK MIDI.
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If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.
If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.
Person 1: "How have none of the companies parodied in the Racist Mario video claimed it yet?"
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."
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