The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit
Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.
wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit
oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!
at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u.
wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit
oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office!
at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
by please don't expel me for this May 29, 2018
Get the The SMIC Private School mug.A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.
by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007
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Ben Stiller: "You may think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T."
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by Nick D November 3, 2003
Get the too cool for school mug.A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!
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2. Taking video games more serious than school work.
3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.
3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.
Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?
Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.
Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.
Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?
Sam: This is total clown school.
Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.
Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.
Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?
Sam: This is total clown school.
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Ronald Wilson Reagan high school an actual redneck hell that you either love or hate. white trash ass “country” girls wear crocs and complain about how they cheated on their boyfriend and how they killed a turkey but can’t shoot a damn gun. it’s acceptable to wear a preppy shirt, jorts, and crocs everyday and have a fake country accent. all the dudes are horny fucks who throw up gang signs and listen to hood music because they know they won’t get attacked because it’s an all white school. also make sure to wear your damn knee brace and to walk like you have a stick up your ass. still better than west because we don’t spread STDs and shit #wearepfafftown
Ronald Wilson Reagan high school an actual redneck hell that you either love or hate. white trash ass “country” girls wear crocs and complain about how they cheated on their boyfriend and how they killed a turkey but can’t shoot a damn gun. it’s acceptable to wear a preppy shirt, jorts, and crocs everyday and have a fake country accent. all the dudes are horny fucks who throw up gang signs and listen to hood music because they know they won’t get attacked because it’s an all white school. also make sure to wear your damn knee brace and to walk like you have a stick up your ass. still better than west because we don’t spread STDs and shit #wearepfafftown
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dude 2: “did you here ______ actually fucked her cousin”
dude 2: “did you here ______ actually fucked her cousin”
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