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Trump Trickle

When at the urinal and shaking off the last of the pee of the tip of a cock.
by Roma_v.s May 6, 2017
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Donald trump

New York jury found Donald Trump guilty of all 34 charges in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through a hush money payment to a porn actor who said the two had sex.
by skyera1n February 6, 2025
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Trumping

Whining about something that is unfair, really unfair, the most unfair of all unfairs, when it’s actually the truth.
Dude 1: “I just got fucked over. It’s unfair.”
Dude2: “You had an affair with a porn star, you lie at every opportunity, you’re a complete crook in business, you’re a megalomaniac and a sociopath. Quit your Trumping.”
Dude 1: “Whar’s Trumping?”
Dude 2: “”The new definition for whining, check out Websters.”
by Fart Esq May 13, 2024
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Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017
mugGet the you done trumped upmug.

Trump

?: Hey did you hear about trump?
!: You mean loser?
by HowToBeDaddy101 January 18, 2021
mugGet the Trumpmug.

Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
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