Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by [e-mail] December 21, 2022

Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 1, 2017

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018

Meat Head

A meat head is a brawny man that is opinionated and hot tempered; meat heads aren't trained, they're born. Chances are you're personally acquainted with, or have been acquainted with a meat head at some point in your life. It doesn't take much to set them off. One little disagreement is all it will take; just tell them you don't like beer or head cheese. Meat heads are generally know- it-alls and hard core laborers with a low I.Q. and sometimes achieve positions of authority through lip service.

Man,is that guy a meat head or what?!!! What a meat head for crying out loud Meat head wants it done this way

by Penny Bender May 31, 2017