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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
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Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind
At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job
by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
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Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.
I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job
by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by UB Nash November 15, 2023
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Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
by biglesbo September 3, 2016
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Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.
After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.
by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024
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