Hola, cum all over me lamas?

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2016

November 20th National Cum Jar day

On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!

Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!

by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021

cum hoc ergo propter hoc

Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"

Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.

Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:

If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.

by the fallacy October 15, 2011

suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 31, 2008

Tongue my hole and make me cum !

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

by eda-skip October 9, 2021

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022