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Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"
by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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Job

a referral subject word used as an excuse in sentences not to pay fees and or where to look for and or get a salary for fees deductions
I'm not paying for your fees and or deposits, go and get a job, inset an adjective to describe negative and or positive human behavior. said the parent and or friend and or sibling, cousin uncle, estate agent, random personal, psychologists and or accountants, any other type of human who gives responses when asking for fees payments allowances.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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Khaki collar jobs

Khaki Collar Jobs defined by the VP of Zimbabwe as the opposite of white collar jobs when he may have meant brown collar jobs which include positions in fields like renewable energy installation, advanced manufacturing, logistics and supply chain management, and skilled trades that require specialized training.
We want to create an economy of khaki collar jobs
by Toddjames November 26, 2023
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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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