meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021

Meat Gyro

Meat Gyro gyroscope is human helicopter pilot.

The AME repaired the helicopter and handed it over to the meat gyro.

by CZBB Nert June 3, 2020

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021

Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024