The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023

Mr Sauer

A teacher that is done with the freshmen and sophomore. Wishes he would've chosen a farming career.

Student: Can I have another extension?
Mr Sauer: *sighs* I should've been a farmer

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by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Mr. Goodrich

A total dick when you meet him, the guy has a 3 inch dick but jerks it every day with his left which is his new girlfriend. If you come to Minnesota Mr.Goodrich will give you a great handy! ⛓️

Wow Mr. Goodrich gave a great handy today

by Omgnate November 5, 2023

Mrs. Crandall

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.

Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.

by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023

Mr. Perc

a man who doesn’t stop yapping and enjoys riding many young boy’s meats

Get Mr. Perc the citizens of Yapville desperately need him.

by Taquavion Bartholomew III Jr. November 7, 2023

Mr. Perc

A man who has been diagnosed with Yappers Syndrome.

Mr. Perc spent the full period yapping.

He was diagnosed with Yappers Syndrome.

by Taquavion Bartholomew III Jr. November 7, 2023