Friendship Embargo 

A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.

Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."

Friendship Embargo by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

Egg fried rice by little blue blob January 22, 2021

radio friendly unit shifter 

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

radio friendly unit shifter by Flowersty July 23, 2007

friends of the road

Trucker lingo for prostitutes.

Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."

Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."

friends of the road by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

best friends 

A best friend is someone you could not live without, always has your back and you can talk about anything to. Someone to keep your secrets and you can be yourself around.

Ali and Emily are best friends

best friends by pandoraluther September 30, 2012

Colorful Friendship 

Usually used as slang in Brazil, a colorful friend is a person who you can have an open sexual relationship with without a commitment. Brazillian name for "friends with benefits".

Oh him? No, we're not dating; we have a colorful friendship.

Colorful Friendship by Fulvia May 27, 2009

national fake friends day 

A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?

Miles, it’s national fake friends day! oh btw, i knew you fucked my girl, bye man.

national fake friends day by headassbitchessaywhat August 3, 2019