The Trump

When you grab person by the hair and right before you ejaculate on their face you turn their head and shoot it in their ear.

Im having a hard time hearing because of the trump.

by Mitch Milwaukee August 9, 2025

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Trump Breath

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.

Dude, that girl's snatch smelled like Trump Breath!

by dickwayne August 10, 2025

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump ( donnie ) bump of coke
Line a donnie

You on the donald trumps yet ( bumps )

by Donnie trump bump August 10, 2025

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When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"

He won and won again, when no one really expected it... that's "The Royal Trump!"

by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025

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Trumped It

When you fuck a man in the ass so he shuts up.

Gary: After Peter had some poppers he wouldn't shut up, so after I let him blab for a while I stuck it in him
Chris: Wow, you trumped it!

by MikeOxlong6213 August 17, 2025

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Donald Trump

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.

dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”

by gwoovy August 25, 2025

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