Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

Don't Touch The Poop by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Get merch

NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)

You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??

NPM / NO POOP MATTER by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025

Get merch

sig in the poop chain

combo of sig fig from chemistry, poop, and alice in chains

what up who down to sig in the poop chain today

sig in the poop chain by bobdobalina32 October 7, 2025

Get merch

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

Gay bird poop in a can by Xanszu October 15, 2025

Get merch