slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo

woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night

by klosapagous July 27, 2010

The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Al & John

Made for eachother.

OMG, that couple is sooooo Al & John.

by Haysooos November 13, 2010

The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011

Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.

They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!

by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013

The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015

tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015