A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.
by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.
by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018

by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024

by Ifdpriceisright June 8, 2021
