by Threemouthketeers April 17, 2025

(noun) A large burst of flatulence that occurs midway through the act of defecation which spray paints the inside of the bowl and asscheeks with loose shit.
by warspawn December 29, 2020

by hangglider9 December 8, 2020

Intentional suffering of a fictitious ailment to avoid a task or conscription; deceiving others using sympathy for personal benefit.
by Joy Lance December 29, 2018

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.
by dickwayne August 10, 2025

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
by mrt77876 May 31, 2018

the inability to distinguish between what is true and what you'd like to be true (and treating the latter as the former)
by Jones52 May 24, 2021
