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two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum
by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
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The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
by Master of chi January 5, 2021
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SHREK(KING)iscool

by waffledog October 27, 2018
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Envy King/Queen

Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success. They block their own blessings because they’re too worried about the next man/woman’s moves!
Chuck was known as an envy king because he hated on everyone else because they did what he was too scared to do! Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success.
by _jeffstruth April 14, 2019
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King KirbyK

A literal god the humans fear. Likes feet and is weird and awkward.
Omg its King KirbyK!!!!
by James Bondage ya mum January 22, 2022
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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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