Chest Eyes

A person’s nipples.

Everyone has a pair of chest eyes.

by EnderDaniel123 August 2, 2019

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

boobly eyes

When nipples don’t point in the same direction. The breast version of googly eyed.

Look at the boobly eyes on her!!

by Barry DeBeers November 21, 2020

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

by pro2a July 22, 2020

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017