pussy catted

Rubbing your face against a guys penis.

Didn't like the oral sex so I pussy catted him instead.

by catgirlcanada May 16, 2011

Pussy topiary

The art of shaving/waxing/trimming a woman's pubic hair into different shapes and configurations, for aesthetic reasons, for her pleasure and that of her partner. The easiest shape to achieve is, without doubt, "the landing strip". A heart shape can be achieved with a stencil. The squirrel and peacock are more challenging.

Last night I spent ages shaving and trimming and waxing my bits, just to get a nice, neat little bush. It's a fucking work of art now, pure pussy topiary.

by mona_minchiata April 15, 2009

Pussied up

When an object or person is flat against another for protection from the elements

During the time of Pangea Italy was pussied up against Europe as if seeking protection from Africa.

by USFcrew February 21, 2009

pussy eye

With the use of a speculum, the cervix.

Pussy eye looking back at you.

by Highball March 1, 2009

pussy wrangle

The act of punching a bitch in the vadge as a form of birth control.

Better pussy wrangle this cunt before she births my bastard child.

by Calvin McNiggerson December 17, 2008

pussy jumper

It's when you jump straight into a pussy without any foreplay.

"Steve! You didn't even ask, you're such a pussy jumper!!"

by UnicornCrumpet December 20, 2014

Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.

Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015