Meat Riding

nightwolf9509 Aka ShortGuy agrees with anything at all even remotely close

oh i see and i agree and am meat riding

by god of catinos April 11, 2025

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.

"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."

by jelby March 19, 2010

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Chopped gyatt meat

Comparable to calling someone cooked, done for, or washed up.

Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat

You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat

by SavvyOne November 9, 2018