Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 6, 2023

Breeder Box

A (usually) large home generically designed for raising a brood of children. May separate the main bedroom and/or a den on a different floor from all the other bedrooms. Found principally in middle-class suburban neighborhoods near schools.

I'm retired now and we should downsize—the last thing I want is another breeder box!

by strangertotheground July 10, 2023

Nut Box

A makeshift box that can be anything from a goldfish box to a cat food box, you sent your phone in a good spot where you can get a good view, then you use your right hand or left to ejaculate. you use your other hand to hold the box. you can do this sitting down or standing. you can also use a personnel computer. obviously the box is used to nut in, you can use it for multiple days or even weeks.

Ex #1: i used a nut box the other day
Ex #2: i want to use my hand cus i dont like a sock so i will use a nut box

by WhyNot12 July 15, 2023

box fight

A box fight is a fast-paced shooting game where players try to eliminate each other in a very limited space.

Let's hop on fortnite and do some box fights.

by sushicatslay July 18, 2023

Ish Shadow Boxing

Ish Shadow Boxing is a game like activity where you cant look in the direction of where your opponent points.

Guy 1: points upwards

Guy 2: looks downwards

Guy 2: points right

Guy 1: looks left

Guy :2 points upwards in a tricky way

Guy 1: looks up

Guy 1: "damn it"

Guy 2: "nice ish shadow boxing"

by Wildabee July 20, 2023