squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021

Jackson is king

Fax: Jackson is the ruler, the head, of the friend group.

Jackson is king of the friend group.

by Jackson's close friend June 12, 2021

Lewd king

to look very lewd

"here comes the Lewd king"

by banan minions April 18, 2022

King Bob

King Bob is a name that is given to the most hot boys in the planet. They are extremely smart and intelligent. They love to eat bananas; you should dress up like them for World Book Day.

That guy is so amazing! He should be called King Bob.

by Big King Bob May 31, 2023

Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.

Christ the King is a living hell.

by ctk_lover December 2, 2021

King Demon

The most sexiest King alive. Long hair, big lips, beautiful eyes, with a great game.

King Demon is that MAN..

by sweatinme February 5, 2009