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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
mugGet the meatsmug.

Dear meated

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.
by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
mugGet the Dear meatedmug.

Dirty Meat

Is a person (Man or Woman) who willingly have unprotected sex with many partners without knowledge or care if thier partners have STDs, HIV or Aids.
I was at a anonumous sex party one hour ago and saw a Dirty Meat have unprotected anal sex with 70 different guys and 38 different guys the night before.
by DTCD April 7, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Meatmug.

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.
Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.
by Mr BS October 11, 2014
mugGet the three meat saladmug.

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.
Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.
by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019
mugGet the Meat snappermug.

meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.
Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.
by Chancellor Bennet June 17, 2016
mugGet the meat chuggermug.

Meat Conveyor

The guy getting passed around, a lot, in a homosexual orgy. Sometimes considered derogatory in a state of jealousy and or envy.
the guy in this manhub video is such a f***ing Meat Conveyor.
by percypickles March 28, 2015
mugGet the Meat Conveyormug.

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