dick brick

When a male's genitalia is so colossal it could capsize a brick wall.

His dick brick barely fit inside of Kristina. Aw mannn.

by Bertha Boob-face. April 30, 2008

Trail Dick

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.

T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."

by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017

Dick-height

1. When an object, usually furniture is located at the perfect altitude, so that the male sexual partner can simply stand in front of the object and still maintain coitus. Doggystyle on any object can usually provide sufficient dick-height if the two sexual partners are close in height.

2. The location at which the penis starts on one's body
HIGH Dick-height: Dick is closer to sternum than knees.
LOW Dick-height Dick is closer to knees than sternum.

Ex. 1
Craig: Nigga erthang in ha house was Dick-height, we fucked on the counters, tables and her bed and I was standing up the entire time nigga.
Dayvon: Damn nigga, nothing in mah bitch house is dick-height, I usually have to niggacrouch or grab the old stool nigga.
Craig: Dayvon nigga, don't you know everything is dick height with doggystyle.
Dayvon: I know nigga, but my girlfriend is too short nigga, I still have to niggacrouch to hit that shit
Craig: Damn that sucks mah nigga

Ex 2
Dayvon: aye nigga I hate that I have high dick height, I can't do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah dick
Craig: Dayum mah nigga I have low dick height, my shit be scraping the carpet everytime I look under the couch for change.

by That nigga nigga nigga nigga September 16, 2013

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

by valigarmander August 30, 2011

Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.

Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.

by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

Dick Vitale

Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08

Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...

by Fireboss76 December 17, 2018

Dick Glance

When a man removes his penis from his pants while his partner is not looking during a makeout or lapdance or similar pre-coitus situation. Upon seeing his penis, the "glance", there is a 2/3 chance that the partner will act favorably on the sighting. aka "The DG"

When we were in Vegas, Jack pulled the dick glance on a stripper. She took the bait. Good thing we were on separate trips.

by buttprintcorby October 4, 2010