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Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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Full bag of Shit

1.A compete ,crammed full bag of Shit...2.More than half

a bag 3.a suggestive figure of speech....to be used when two persons..do not agree on something...
1. My boss at work...told me I had to work over 12 hours a day...for the rest of the week. Whether I liked it or not.....so when he started cussing me...I told him to Eat A FULL BAG OF SHIT!!!!!.
by The Accumuator November 7, 2021
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Ball bag emptier

by Mone Capitain August 1, 2019
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Big Bag of Nothing

A term coined by Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket (allegedly) that infers someone's ineptitude in their chosen field or endeavor.
Pierre McGuire brings a big bag of nothing to every hockey broadcast he touches.
by squarerootof9 May 30, 2016
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man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity
'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'
by leroymarshall May 19, 2013
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bag - o - mon

a homosapien male who appears at parties with a shopping bag from a grocery store with 3-4 beers, not willing to bring a full 6 pack.

place of origin: Oakville, Ont
Hey! bag - o - mon is here!
by P. Acevedo September 1, 2006
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Catholic Double Bag

Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.
Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!
by BC524 October 21, 2019
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