Meat Head

Anyone who is too gosh darned Dumb for Thier own Good or anyone else's good for that matter.

It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.

by ciscothecrazykidfromfrisco April 13, 2016

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 13, 2023

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

Meat Grin

A grin that is full of nasty food particles.

" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."

by PlasticSheep December 16, 2008

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Meat peel

Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.

Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."

by CryaoticWannabe July 3, 2018