skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!

people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!

by michael foolsley April 18, 2022

Big Bag of Nothing

A term coined by Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket (allegedly) that infers someone's ineptitude in their chosen field or endeavor.

Pierre McGuire brings a big bag of nothing to every hockey broadcast he touches.

by squarerootof9 May 30, 2016

Bag Strap Tits

When a girl with big breasts wears a bag with the strap going through the middle of her breasts making them look even bigger.

Hey John, look at them Bag Strap Tits over there

by -The Boobie Watcher- November 22, 2011

bag - o - mon

a homosapien male who appears at parties with a shopping bag from a grocery store with 3-4 beers, not willing to bring a full 6 pack.

place of origin: Oakville, Ont

Hey! bag - o - mon is here!

by P. Acevedo September 1, 2006

unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009

man bag tragedy

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

Tool-Bag-ish

To be annoying or embarassing with a friend in a group environment through immature means.

"I expected more out of you two. I mean talk about tool-bag-ish..."

by Swellsbury69 September 20, 2011