Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Glizzy Eyes

A fella who can’t keep his eyes off the glizzy

That Shirley really has the glizzy eyes

by LilSkimmyB January 4, 2023

eye inspiring

something or some action that is surprising and attracts attention at the sametime in an interesting way
that will makes you interested in it.

i was eye inspired by what he did i think ill give it a try.

the way she taught the topic was eye inspiring,im going to study more about it.

by WordyWordGuy January 13, 2023

Eye-crumbling

Something so visually bad or confusing that your eyes can't take it

1. This math question is so eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 5, 2023

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

No Eye See

Have no eye to look at something or someone. Means did not want or refused to bother something or someone anymore. Origin from Cantonese "冇眼睇"(mou nanny tai) , each word is directly translated from its Cantonese translation.

I have no eye see his work anymore, so messy

by Kelvinchin April 12, 2023

Resting Stank Eye

Someone who always squints and appears cross eyed in photos or in person while high.

“Did you see that horrendous picture of Jay?”

“Which one?”

“The one he has resting stank eye in!”

by bigmeatysack April 15, 2023