Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.

Cool job.

by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011

job

job

to help your mom pay bills from your job and buy a whole bunch of cars

by rbyam December 12, 2018

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on

Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on

by anonymous November 15, 2025