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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
mugGet the Blow Job Seasonmug.

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
mugGet the Armenian Neck Jobmug.

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
mugGet the Brazilian Butt Jobmug.

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"
"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
by wwforthewin May 23, 2025
mugGet the rust jobmug.

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
mugGet the Steve Jobsmug.

job

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021
mugGet the jobmug.

bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
mugGet the bloody mary rim jobmug.

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