Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad June 6, 2018

eat some box

eat some pussy

“i’m tryna eat some box this weekend”

by ctfu0901 February 1, 2018

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

no box

when u finish a fat ass meal capable of feeding a small village by yourself without the needed assistance of a to-go box

i finished that pizza no box bro

i just no boxed that lasagna bro

i no boxed that bitch dude

by areallycooldude June 24, 2021

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022