The Barren's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Barren himself!

Quite The Barren's Hand there.

by The Barren October 13, 2011

Hamm Hands

When you open a Hamms beer and it explodes all over your hands dripping the warm bubbly beer down your fingers.

Jake got Hamm Hands after opening that Hamms beer

by Slimdickin December 19, 2025

Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 1, 2021

Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025