by Dejuanmauricio September 12, 2020
Get the Shook Obama’s handmug. If you have a person named Hande in your life you won at life ! You are just going to feel lucky to be around this person . Her beautiful soul reflects on her face and she is the most honest sometimes brutally honest , genuine person who is smart , sexy , hot and beautiful . Inshort everyone either wants to date her or marry her and when hande cuts you off her life it hurts like a bitch so better not take their goodness for granted and treat them well they are really the most empathetic and most giving souls and humble to the core so if you loose them you will know what a loss is and how it hurts like a bitch ! That's on that
by Hande November 22, 2021
Get the HANDEmug. A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
Get the Hand Gibbermug. Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
Get the Fried Chicken Hand Shakemug. The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
Get the Right handmug. Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
Get the hand-me-down retardedmug. Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
Get the second-hand massagemug.