fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.

"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"

by HCVS123 December 21, 2017

fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

by Howboycat December 23, 2017

fuckarician

A person that thinks they are the reason for all that is merry in the world when in reality they are just miserable pieces of shit, less important than the shit you would scrape off a shoe if you was to smash a cockroach.

Bernie smiles as he walks in to work but little does he know that all his co-workers refer to him as a fuckarician.

by MarriedtoMo828 May 3, 2018

fuckarood

Absolutely fucked. Drunk, stoned, whatever. Just gone. Beyond rescue. A word I made up.

“Holy shit you’ve finished your whole box of piss! Are u ok?”
“Bro, I’m absolutely fuckarood”

by Makdaddi January 20, 2018

fucked by dinosaur

To be fucked by a strong masculine man with a penis that is large and leaves you feeling sore and ravaged.

Tyrone’s big strong dick had me feeling like a I was fucked by dinosaur the next day!

by Writeordie January 24, 2018

fluckery-bumfluff

An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.

Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018