flushing your aces

Getting rid of or losing something highly valuable.

Example - Flushing Your Aces: Man, that poor sucker really flushed his aces when he broke up with her.

by JingleberryJones January 27, 2020

your type of fanfiction

What you say when you want to express respect of another person’s preferences and opinions.

Um so like they’re not gonna date because ew... unless that’s your type of fanfiction! We don’t discriminate periodt

by bigyeeterz February 12, 2020

Spill your purse

To put all your feelings out on the line in an undignified or embarrassing manner. To reveal embarrassing secrets about your wants/hopes/dreams. To let your mask down.

You really like to spill your purse when you get drunk.

Mike spilled his purse out proposing to Donna, and she still turned him down.

by mikeyjdmikeyjd February 13, 2020

Your mom gay

The most insane, most mad, most versatile insult every created by man. It can be used in any sentence and is the most painful thing to ever hear anyone say to you. If someone says this at the perfect moment, it is said that the receiver will immediately die from cardiac arrest.

Guy 1: Bro you are so overweight, you need to work out, and you gotta brush your teeth your breath is disgusting. Dude, I'm really worried about you, you're addicted to crack, and heroin, I want you to get better-
Guy 2: Your mom gay
*Guy 1 dies*

by TotallyNotHudson March 23, 2020

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

Marshmallow Your Mum

probably a disgusting sex act

i’ll marshmallow your mum

by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020