Trump

{verb} To fuck something up so badly you instantly become the world's worst at whatever it is you were trying to do, while looking like a ridiculous clown and carrying a stench that is visible from 100 feet away

After watching your friend botch a kickflip so badly that 9 people are injured and a Tesla is on fire
"Wow dude you really trumped that up"
And the emt looking for some kids missing thumb says

"Whoah man, that was uncalled for"
And the fireman trying to put out the Tesla says
"Yeah man, aren't you supposed to be his friend? Geez"

by Trump is in the Epstein list August 28, 2025

Gulf of Trump

The water in your toilet bowl.

I just flushed The Gulf of Trump.

by Concerned Democrat March 22, 2025

Donald Trump

Will save our country.

Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man

Tim: do you know Donald Trump
Jim: how could I not, he saved our country!

by Newredgamer2000 March 22, 2025

trump

A non-binary term encompassing cunts, Chads and Karens. non capitalised because all letters need to be like his hands and the use in concert with words like "stupid", "narcissistic", "fascist" or "bankrupt" is grammatically incorrect as the resulting phrase would be a tautology

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you are such a fucking trump

by The Twisted Navigator January 14, 2021

Trumped !

Adj. it defines the act of an unsuspecting girl being grabbed by her genitals.

Note : this Act is done only by horrible criminals

Thelma : ... Ahhhh !

Meg : what happened !?

Thelma : that guy he touched me there !

Meg : you've been trumped !

by Mr definee June 18, 2017

Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.

I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.

by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023

Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017