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doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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marijuana tee party

when you are pushed down a take you drink all diffrent kinds of beers and eat food peple shuve in ur mouth and at the end a girl shuves her boobs in your face
It is from the show malcome in the middle, and his dad gets a marijuana tee party.
by andrew swisher June 11, 2006
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Gender reveal party

A party where you walk in and get your cock out. Or at least, that's what I thought
Millennial: We're having a gender reveal party
Me: But isn't gender a subjective thing nowadays? Do you mean a cock or fanny party?
by mycheezyhelm March 16, 2021
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shawty imma party till the sun down

A line sung by South Korean singer Oh Sehun from the song "Love Me Right" by Exo. Famously used as that was when Sehun actually had lines to sing. Also an immediate way to bond with other Exo-ls.

Other known language of Oh Sehun include ohorat and yehet.
Anti-fan: Exo is trash.
Exo-l (fan): Stop yehating. Shawty imma party till the sun down with Mr Oh. and Vivi.
by youdbelovinthesizeyehet January 21, 2017
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CPP-Cool People Party

CPP (Cool People Party) referring to the act of defecating. CPP was founded during group defecation in dorm hall bathrooms. The party refers to a group of people pooping in the same vicinity.
After I had all that Chinese food last night, I had a CPP-Cool People Party in the morning!
by Tenacious_T December 11, 2013
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Gender Reveal Party

A fancy way to say you’re burning a forest down.
Hey man I had a Gender Reveal Party last night and now I’m wanted by the government.
by Mjkhh September 10, 2020
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ass up cock tail party

suprisingly similiar to a british tea party. these partys usually consist of a wide variety of people normally from in or around your neihborhood. All getting together for a couple of hours. party consist of massive amounts of alchol(beer, wine, and mixed drinks). Every body is getting freak nasty in the corner, by the pool, maybe even on your couch, god forbid on your bed. but this has been known to occur. The sexual act of choice is the ass up, cock out approach in which the guy procedes to fuck the female from behind. when everyone is good and ready or your party is being broken up by the cops because you ended up fucking your neighbors wife. caught in mid stride by the jeolous husband. you and your neighbors go each your own way. until the next ass up cock tail party.
holy shit last nights ass up cock tail party was fucked up. i didnt know that bitch was my neighbors wife. but i got to give it to her she can ride a dick like nobodys buisness.
by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008
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