who shot john

Mark David Chapman, a pschyzophrenic madman who brought to end the life of one of music's most talented men.

look at me! i'm mark david chapman! i think i'm cool because i killed the messiah that is known as john lennon

by dana November 23, 2004

who shot john

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

by Myo November 24, 2004

St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

Texas John Wayne

When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."

I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.

by ArtKerr July 22, 2009

Pigeon John

An extremely bad roulette player who releives his sorrows by knobbing his boss.

'Where's Pigeon John?'
'Working late, AGAIN!'

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

little king john

A incredibly stupid, idiotic, moronic and generally stupid person.

Someone who might watch Ratboy Genius.

"That retard over there's a real little king john"

by SomethingR May 31, 2013

who shot john

As in saying something is bad, but in a question.

" this music SUCK! I wonder who shot John"

by Cory A November 24, 2004